That ain't happnin', because few vehicles of the last 15 years even have a distributor... If they are crank triggered as the OP mentioned his is, moving the distributor only changes the position of the cap tower in relation to the rotor... Makes no change in timing at all...
I'm having trouble imagining how, on any vehicle with a distributor, the timing could NOT be affected by rotating the distributor cap/housing. Unless you're saying that in such a setup the distributor rotor is moved by an electric motor or some other infinitely variable drive instead of a gear on the crank/cam/oil pump or whatever.
It is "the position of the cap tower in relation to the rotor" that defines the timing, assuming the rotor is mechanically driven by something connected to the main rotating assembly in the engine. What am I missing?