Cheating Husband

London, AR
I copied this off another site, I am still chuckling thanks to that poster: A wife that is suspecting her husband of cheating calls home. A woman answers Wife: Who is this? The woman answers: I am the maid. Wife: Maid? I do not have a maid. Who hired you? Maid: The master of the house. I just started this morning. Wife: Where's my husband? Maid: He is in the bedroom with whom I thought was the lady of the house. Wife: Do you want to make $50,000.00. Maid: Yes, what do I have to do? Wife: In the desk there's a gun. Take it and shoot him. Maid: Now what? Wife: Take his body and put it in the pool. Maid: What pool? There's no pool here. Wife: Isn't this 897-5431? Maid: No! Click - dial tone