I copied this off another site, I am still chuckling thanks to that poster:
A wife that is suspecting her husband of cheating calls home.
A woman answers
Wife: Who is this?
The woman answers: I am the maid.
Wife: Maid? I do not have a maid. Who hired you?
Maid: The master of the house. I just started this morning.
Wife: Where's my husband?
Maid: He is in the bedroom with whom I thought was the lady of the house.
Wife: Do you want to make $50,000.00.
Maid: Yes, what do I have to do?
Wife: In the desk there's a gun. Take it and shoot him.
Maid: Now what?
Wife: Take his body and put it in the pool.
Maid: What pool? There's no pool here.
Wife: Isn't this 897-5431?
Maid: No!
Click - dial tone
A wife that is suspecting her husband of cheating calls home.
A woman answers
Wife: Who is this?
The woman answers: I am the maid.
Wife: Maid? I do not have a maid. Who hired you?
Maid: The master of the house. I just started this morning.
Wife: Where's my husband?
Maid: He is in the bedroom with whom I thought was the lady of the house.
Wife: Do you want to make $50,000.00.
Maid: Yes, what do I have to do?
Wife: In the desk there's a gun. Take it and shoot him.
Maid: Now what?
Wife: Take his body and put it in the pool.
Maid: What pool? There's no pool here.
Wife: Isn't this 897-5431?
Maid: No!
Click - dial tone
