blonde ladies bar

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A blind man enters a "Lady's Bar" by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's fair that because you're blind, you should know these five things. One, the bartender is a blonde girl. Two, the bouncer is a blonde girl. Three, I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. Four, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. Five, the woman to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now seriously, mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
 
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