Blonde joke .....

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighed,....................... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- "Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box." P.B. [LOL!]
 
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How about the blonde who was found infront of the soda machine saying "You're a rotten button!" "You look stupid!" " I think if I was like you, I'd quit my job!!" When a fellow employee inquired why she was talking to the soda machine, she replied, "Well, it says right here, For NO ICE depress button."
 
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blonde walks into a library, says to the librarian" give me a big mac, frys and a diet coke". Librarian answers " maam you do realize your in a library?". Blonde (now in a whisper) " Im' sorry, give me a big mac, frys, and a diet coke"
 
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