Blind snake and rabbit.(joke)

[sbc350gearhead]

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."

"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"

"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!"

Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?"

And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished, the snake said, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?"

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any balls... You must be a lawyer."

 

[shortyb]

More attorney humor-

Why does New Jersey have the most toxic waste and California have the most lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.

 

[Pablo]

Oh so rich....most lawyer jokes are classics, I think mainly because the come just so close to the truth!

I hate lawyers - I really do. They are the most self perpetuating, lack of value adding group on this earth. Sure there are needs for lawyers, but I can't think of any right now.

I'm being deposed for a case this coming Thursday. This piece of shert case could have been wrapped up in under 30 days, the lawyers (both sides) have stretched it to 3 years (job security) and still no true trial date (it's floating - March 05, maybe. My boss was joking that it if I'm lucky I'll get lunch out of the deal this Thursday....but then he realized that our legal team would just bill us back with a 20% mark up, plus overhead, for my lunch!