Bald Men

[Boomer]

I read a very starling statistic the other day. It seems that over 90% of bald men still carry a pocket comb.

They just can't part with it.

 

[Hermann]

not me

 

[Malo83]

I do to comb my beard and moustache.

 

[ripcord]

Another of those 99% made up statistics. It's actually, 87% of balding men at the Green Frog Retirement Home in Pensacola Florida carry a pocket comb... but it's not for hair, it's for a local kazoo fad amongst the residents.

 

[Kira]

I heard the wax paper shortage hit them hard.

 

[anderson]

.

 

[Trav]

The comb is for the comb over.

 

[vavavroom]

Bald men, ever popular with the ladies. Men like Yul Brynner,. Telly Savalas, Bruce Willis, Patrick Stewart, and most of all, Elmer Fudd.

 

[ripcord]

Nothing says "I love myself and so should you" like a well kepmt comb over.

 

[Jim K]

This guy got it nailed .

 

[Eddie]

I carry a brush