Bob goes golfing every Saturday.
One Saturday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?"
He replies to her, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Charlie hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack."
Bob's wife said, "That's terrible!"
Very sadly he replies, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie..."
One Saturday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?"
He replies to her, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Charlie hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack."
Bob's wife said, "That's terrible!"
Very sadly he replies, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie..."
