At the bar

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Kestas

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A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in
Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit, as
she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man
among ye hare will buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. Down at the
end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter
and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"

Shamus, the bartender, poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing
the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

Shamus approached the drunk and said, "Tell me, Paddy, it's your
business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep
calling her a ballerina?"

Paddy replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to
be a ballerina!"
 
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Bad bad bad LOL terrible. I needed that .. Made my day!! I am on the floor.
 
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