A guy walks into a bar, and sees a poster behind the bartender. The poster reads: "CONTEST, $1000". The guy inquiresa about the contest, and the bartender replies, "Well, y'see, we have these three challenges you gotta complete. Behind the first door, is a keg of our hardest liquor. Y'gotta drink it all, and bring the empty keg back to the bar. Behind the second door is m'dog. Y'gotta pull out his sore tooth and bring it back to the bar. And lastily, behind the third door is my grandma. She hasn't made love in nearly 40 years. You gotta have an **** with her, then bring her back here." So after some careful thought, the man decides to go for the $1000. The bartender leads the man to the first door. After a few minutes, the man stumbles out, clutching the empty keg. He slams the keg onto the bar, and the bartender helps him to the second door. Now, at first the dog was barking, and growling, then, it starts making all these strange howling and whining sounds that its never made before. 20 minutes later, the man stumbles out form behind the second door and says, "Alright, where's the old lady with the bad tooth?"