Another Darwin

[Shannow]

Not making light of the dead, but was astounded at a news report tonight.

A guy grabbed a garden gnome, and threw it through the front window of a house that he wanted to burgle.

As he was climbing through the broken window, he slipped and cut his throat on the still standing (6-8") shards of glass in the lower frame.

News showed a veritable waterfall of claret down the front of the house.

Made me think two things:
* why on Earth would you try to climb through a window frame without clearing the shards ?
* if it were my place, and a guy died of a sliced throat on my bedroom window, would I still live there ?

 

[mcrn]

I am pretty sure I would still live there as long as the blood could be cleaned up. Or any odors that were left behind.

 

[Steve128]

I agree. Seems the home has good Karma for the owner and doesn't like uninvited guests.

 

[Pablo]

I love it. He's out of the gene pool!!! Yay!!!!

Clean up, new window. Drag body out in the street. All is good!!!

 

[wantin150]

His family will sue.

 

[oilyriser]

The flowers probably grew really well there the next year.