An oil change confession

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As today is Holy Saturday and a time for introspection and confession, I feel it is fitting to offer the following as my oil change confession.

Bless me Bitogers, for I have sinned. It's been three years since my last oil change.

Way back in November of 2009, I spun two rod bearings on the ever popular, soon to be famous "Luv Machine." I dropped the oil pan, removed all rod bearings and replaced them with new standard size bearings. The two that spun, however, still had play when bolted in place. So I mixed up a batch of "JB Weld," allowed it to set for about an hour till it reached the consistency of "play dough." I then rolled these out between the palms of my hands, (vast experience gained in playing with "play dough" as a child) and placed these rolled out pieces between the rod bearing and the rod cap. Bolted cap in place and torqued both caps to specs. I allowed motor to sit for one full week to allow "JB Weld" to fully cure. I then reinstalled oil pan, filled the engine with used motor oil, reconnected the battery, took my position in the drivers seat, turned the ignition key and fired it up. Motor started, made two or three "knocks" and has purred like a kitten (with a slight head cold) ever since.

I drove the van for a couple of weeks, drained the used motor oil and replaced it with more used motor oil, (that and a brand new filter). That was in December of 2009 and to date, I have not change either oil or filter on my beloved piston poppin' buddy. When it does need a top off, I simply fill up with used oil that I have drained from another vehicle or farm machine, (my last quart was a quart of used Mobil 1 that came out of my sisters truck with 6,800 miles on it).

Adding oil is a rather hit and miss situation as shortly after the "Luv Machine" came my way, the dipstick broke, (thankfully, it did not break inside the motor). What I have done since then is measure oil level with a long wire that I have scored with a file showing a 4 quart mark and a 5 quart mark, (I did this by draining the oil, then adding 4 quarts, inserting the wire, marking it with a file, then adding another quart and making another mark).

Lately however, I've been thinking that perhaps an oil change might be in order. Of course I will continue to use used motor oil, but maybe dear old "machine de luv" would appreciate something a little less chunky. During filter research, I discovered that the filter on my Oldsmobile 3.1 will fit on the Chevy 4.3. What I plan on doing is taking the filter off the Olds at next change and then transfering it to "Luv Machine."

Yes, my ways have been wayward, but being here on Bitog has helped me see the light in a dim yet revealing way.
 
Originally Posted By: GreeCguy
filled the engine with used motor oil, ...

I drove the van for a couple of weeks, drained the used motor oil and replaced it with more used motor oil,

I simply fill up with used oil that I have drained from another vehicle or farm machine,

Lately however, I've been thinking that perhaps an oil change might be in order. Of course I will continue to use used motor oil,

What I plan on doing is taking the filter off the Olds at next change and then transfering it to "Luv Machine."



Why all the used oil, and used filter???
 
Just find some cheap dino and some filters on sale. That sounds like more hassle than it is worth.
 
Originally Posted By: gfh77665
Why all the used oil, and used filter???


GreeCguy watch what you post. You're confusing the city folk who have no idea what a farm car is.

Can't wait till someone suggests you buy AutoRX, Kreen or MMO and tell you to clean up your motor because you're neglecting it though; lol...
 
Ricecake - I did clean my motor. Back in '09, I not only dropped the oil pan but took off the valve covers as well and cleaned the motor out with a bottle of "Dawn" and a pressure washer. Worked great - dryed it with a super dooper leaf blower and a bunch of paper towels. Fortune favors the bold!
 
This has to be some sort of April Fools thing....
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John
 
Sounds to me like you have things handled.

Farm Car's last forever. At least it is getting something in the way of maintenance!

How many miles/hours a year have been put on it over the past 3 years?

Personally, the only change that I would make is to add a quart of quality 15w40 every once in awhile to help out with the TBN. It should help raise the TBN of the used motor oil so that it is "good" for a bit longer.

Hey, maybe you could find a Friend who uses only Synthetic oil and does crazy short 3,000 or 5,000 mile OCI's and use that to top off with.
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I once had an old Chevvy that I topped off with used oil. You guys are so far from the subsistance farm that was still what nearly half the population was doing as late as 1940. The other half were barely scraping by as mill and factory hands. A manufactured item was treasured and used way beyond wearing out. Long may you wave, Gree Guy
 
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Miles/hours would be hard to determine. I drive it every Monday, (the only day of the week I can make it to my parents property). I drive it anywhere from 3 hours to 10 hours depending on what I'm doing, (i.e. hauling brush like I did this past Monday -though the 10 hour day is rare). On great occasion, depending on my schedule, I am there Tuesdays as well doing the same thing.

A conservative guess would be an aveage of four hours every Monday for the past 3 years, 3 months. That would be 168 Mondays x 4 = 672 hours.

How could we translate that to miles? Say, interstate miles since 60 mph is a mile a minute. Somebody who is good at math tackle this one since I am not good at math and don't have that many fingers.
 
Chris, I thought the same thing. Saw it as my sure fired step to fame and fortune as the poster child for JB Weld. I sent them an email and posted on their facebook page my story. I don't think they believed me as the only response I received from them was, "we're happy our product worked for you."
 
Originally Posted By: Chris142
This thing has ran countless hrs with JBWeld for a bearing? If thats true they need to add that fact to the package right above the farmer that says its better than bailing wire.


No I think you misunderstood that bit.

I think he used JB Weld to build up behind the bearing so that the play was gone.

Or at least that is how I have read it.
 
Originally Posted By: bigjl
Originally Posted By: Chris142
This thing has ran countless hrs with JBWeld for a bearing? If thats true they need to add that fact to the package right above the farmer that says its better than bailing wire.


No I think you misunderstood that bit.

I think he used JB Weld to build up behind the bearing so that the play was gone.

Or at least that is how I have read it.


Correct.
 
Originally Posted By: bigjl
Originally Posted By: Chris142
This thing has ran countless hrs with JBWeld for a bearing? If thats true they need to add that fact to the package right above the farmer that says its better than bailing wire.


No I think you misunderstood that bit.

I think he used JB Weld to build up behind the bearing so that the play was gone.

Or at least that is how I have read it.
Oh. Well it's still pretty amazing. I'd like to see how it did as a bearing
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Back in the depression and ww2 days they would add a thin metal shim behind the bearing to take up space as needed on engines with replacable bearings.
 
Originally Posted By: RiceCake
Originally Posted By: gfh77665
Why all the used oil, and used filter???


GreeCguy watch what you post. You're confusing the city folk who have no idea what a farm car is.


This is THE most ridiculous assumption ever made. I live in the middle of RICE FARMS and CATTLE RANCHES as far as the eye can see. In my county here, GATORS outnumber the population by a 2:1 ratio, I am totally serious, LOL.
 
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