Being there's an Amazon Basics product for most anything, you'd think there'd be an Amazon Basics fortified wine for the online shopper. Instead of "Mad Dog 20/20" just call it "Vin d'Amazon - "Additionner aux charrue" ( Add to the cart ) or some other bad French with an inside joke that'll sell it and ring up sales. I didn't look but there probably is an Amazon Basics wine by now....