Americans spent $40 billion while drunkenly shopping

[Wolf359]

And the answer to their issues are at the bottom of the bottle.

 

[dishdude]

If you're drinking because you like the taste or to have a good time, that's one thing. If you're drinking to escape, that's a big problem.

 

[Alfred_B]

$40 billion a year is not a big number

 

[Smokescreen]

 

[Donald]

Well you can always return stuff when you sober up.

Diet Pepsi for me.

 

[Lolvoguy]

Originally Posted by Wolf359
And the answer to their issues are at the bottom of the bottle.

Usually, yes.
And for those who haven't found the answer there, will certainly keep looking in many bottles 'till they find what they've been looking for.

 

[dishdude]

Add this to the tally.

 

[Vuflanovsky]

Being there's an Amazon Basics product for most anything, you'd think there'd be an Amazon Basics fortified wine for the online shopper. Instead of "Mad Dog 20/20" just call it "Vin d'Amazon - "Additionner aux charrue" ( Add to the cart ) or some other bad French with an inside joke that'll sell it and ring up sales. I didn't look but there probably is an Amazon Basics wine by now....

 

[Yah-Tah-Hey]

Our contribution was $0.00

 

[Uphill_Both_Ways]

How many of those surveyed are drunk 24/7? They have to shop some time, even if it's for more booze.

Of more concern is how they get to the store and back.

Jusht shay no!

 

[Uphill_Both_Ways]

Originally Posted by Vuflanovsky
I didn't look but there probably is an Amazon Basics wine by now....
Here's hoping it's not in the same building where they bottle the oil.

 

[Vuflanovsky]

Originally Posted by Uphill_Both_Ways
Originally Posted by Vuflanovsky
I didn't look but there probably is an Amazon Basics wine by now....
Here's hoping it's not in the same building where they bottle the oil.


No doubt...you take it off the shelf and it has the standard "contains sulfites" for wine on the label...along with the API starburst right below it....