..looks directly at Chuck Norris.
A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun..
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NEEH,
He just shaved his chest....
He just shaved his chest....
Didn't you hear the hissing?
Nah, it's the shadow of Chuck's foot as he delivers a flying roundhouse kick to Jupiter...that big red storm is the planet bleeding.
Naw, it's the sun hiding from the GW people ...
The boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He does Earth push-downs.
Hitler after one of his generals advises him to release the Kraken after the Nazis learn that Chuck Norris is swimming the Atlantic to get them...
"That won't work, you fool! Don't you remember that we stole the Kraken from Chuck Norris' aquarium?!?!?!"
(yes, I enjoy a good Hitler rant)
"That won't work, you fool! Don't you remember that we stole the Kraken from Chuck Norris' aquarium?!?!?!"
(yes, I enjoy a good Hitler rant)
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There was a street in my hometown named after Chuck Norris. They had to rename the street. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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