I've toyed with the idea of a GR86/BRZ or MX-5…relatively affordable, uncompromised fun cars that don't require being on a track to come alive, but still convey their joyous traits on a trip to the grocery store.
There is a place, if not necessity, in the market for such vehicles, even if they're a very small niche. Look up their sales figures, which naturally follow a downsloping ramp for such models; their peaks are always early in the graph. And little inventory in the local dealers.
But, since BMW has been brought up, it's a painful reminder that they don't make cars like that any longer, with "Freude am Fahren" more a marketing slogan than the truth now. As nice as the E90 was, they stopped making them more than a decade ago, and it's impossible to buy a new one, even if willing to pay the higher price. The ones you can buy now…well, they're not like the old ones, and are harder to tell apart from the typical luxobarge. Plus…brilliant models like the XM (cough).
The company is clearly playing a different game.
And if one can afford to claw some of the old traits back by buying an M, well, then, the elephant in the room enters, in the form of a used P-car. See where this can lead?
Nor are BMWs free of foibles; track usage exposed the rear subframe weaknesses of the E36 and E46, but street-only cars could also suffer, and the S50US didn't get the fancier oiling system of the S50, so it could suffer oil pickup deficiencies on track as well. You get the picture…
OP could have done themselves a favor by leaving out the troll bait bit about the safety rating (not really germane to the class, and not everyone cares), but still, the intended spirit of topics like this is to celebrate new cars, and their acquistions, no?