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If this don't make you laugh, you are DEAD. A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues. 'Johnny!' Mom screams. 'Knock it off!.' You're going to break...

1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began toget warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I...

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?' 'No,I had to...

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you...

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.' Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things...

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day...

Once a MARINE always a MARINE On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired MARINE, and asked, “Honey, do you remember this?” He looked up from his newspaper and said; “Yes dear, I do. You wore that same...

After a night of drinking, Steve crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the [censored] are you?" demanded Steve, "and...

HAD to share this one ... Browns/Steelers On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Popemobile" when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers...

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they...

Hi, trying to decide, since my 2008 Rav4 says it uses 0W20 or 5W20 oil, should i wait the 5,000 miles before 1st change? Now coming up on 2,000 and 3 months. Too soon? Since the oil in it now is probably a semi-synthetic, was going to use pennsoil 5W20 till 5,000 and then use PP every 5 after...

Since I got a great deal on pennzoil 5W20 at Home Depot, I thought I would mix. Planning on using 2.5 qts dino pennzoil and 2 qts PP in a 2005, 2.4 honda I-VTEC. Been doing 5,000 OCI and just turned 15,000. Have got enough to do 6 oil changes. Any problem doing this? Thanks , Tim

Thought you guys could discuss this one. I am a fleet mechanic for the 5th biggest utility in the USA. I was told to just use the 15W40 diesel oil and not worry about it 'cause they only say to use 5W20 for milage reasons. I am changing oil on 2006 ford rangers with the 3.0L and aprox 5,500...

Saw a shelf sticker at wall mart last week, but did not check the tag real close. So today when I was 40 miles from home I checked another wally and the sticker said 2/13/06 mobil hybrid 0W20. I would quess that means it is on its way. I picked up PP5W20 for now, due my 10,000 mile oil change...