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Originally Posted By: Gary Allan She then said, "Yo, fatso, Can you imagine the hades you'd catch if you called her that? lol Yes its a mans world but women run it as the saying goes. Btw, what did you say to her after being called that? Let me guess, "Yes dear"? lol

As I was walking past the mental hospital I could hear all the patients shouting "13! 13! 13!" The fence was too high to see over but I saw a little gap in the fence and looked through to see what was going on. Some bastage poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting "14...

They dont call them diarrhitos for no reason. "Yes I'll have a diarrhito with extra runs sauce please."

John, Charlie looks like chupacabra stalking his next victim. Great pic. lol Bub looks good. Mine was a stray too. Walked up to me in a parking lot and took him home back when he was a skinny little critter only two months old tops.

Originally Posted By: moribundman You were faster on that than stink on a monkey! On a chinese monkey? I know you wanted to say it. I meant no offense with my short hand for chinese man. I like chinese people. Heck my best friend used to be chinese lol.

Originally Posted By: javacontour Some say that his scrotum has its own small gravity field, and that because our producer rigged a phone vote, he now has a new name. All we know is, he's called Cuddles Shouldve named him scrotum fungus.

Drew, it looks like they didnt prove you wrong afterall. I see my previous post and your reply to it got yanked. I got a good scolding out of it. Someone else that made a political reference in another thread will likely get their post deleted and be taken to the woodshed for it too we'll see.

Originally Posted By: Oldmoparguy1 I have watched the engine on a jet from the window while landing and that is just what is happening. The clam shells pop out and the engine spools up and the plane slows quickly. Yep many airport jets have thrust reversers. Saves brake life since theyre...

Ah yes that canadian on tv with the annoying accent who's in desperate need of a bus ride. I wish that infomercial yell hole billy mays with the fake black beard would take a bus ride to canada too.

This reminds me of my favorite top gear episode where jeremy clarkson drove the ariel. His yap trap was just a flappin and a floppin, a floppin and a flappin lol.

30 years ago I was pushing a girl next to me off her seat for getting into my peas at lunch time in kindergarten. Hey she wouldnt listen...I told her several times to back off and she didnt. When she picked herself up off the floor and got thru crying she didnt get into my food anymore after that.

Originally Posted By: Pablo Originally Posted By: Tempest Along the same lines: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0808/oly.cheerleaders.1/content.1.html Now that's what I'm talking about. There is a reason the chicom's shut the brothels....... ah er ....karaoke...

Originally Posted By: salesrep Up next the women sprinters. What powerful gludius maximuses. And minimus breastuses.

She and the family know that you love her so dont feel guilty if you dont do it.

Originally Posted By: drivewaytech Short responce, no witty coments, no retorts, no complaints or adventures of grandure. Just what happened in that cabin? The hills are alive! He's suffering from PTSD after bigfoot got mad at pablo for trespassing its territory and tossed a stump thru his...

Glad I left there. Arkansas has more hicks than dogs have ticks.

Originally Posted By: Gary Allan Doesn't the future look bright? The world is pandemic with insanity. There are just way too many idjits now and theyre breeding so just imagine what the future world will hold when their kids run amok.

Another sad story of someone moving to LA and dying, but you just never know maybe she wouldve died sooner if she stayed in houston. I moved out of houston years ago and Im glad I did(I lived near one of the lyondel plants actually). Too much crime, illegals, pollution, traffic and taxes. Sorry...

Originally Posted By: ToyotaNSaturn Originally Posted By: Cutehumor never liked burger king, or as I call them "booger king" them dudes don't wear gloves when they make your food. maybe this guy can get a job at jiffy boob. Perhaps *THIS* guy could get a job at the jiffy place. (You'll need...

Originally Posted By: Al Originally Posted By: ToyotaNSaturn And the problem is...? That's what I was wondering. No problem on the pretty wimmins thats for sure, but not so nice on the mountain women.