Baseball in Heaven

[Matagonka]

I heard this joke while listening to the radio today:


Two baseball fans talk and say,

- "Let's make a deal. If one of us dies first, then he'll come back and tell the other whether or not there's baseball in heaven."

So they agree...

Time goes and one dies. So he comes back and says,

- "Well, I have good news and bad news."

- "What's the good news," the one on earth asks.

- "The good news is that there is baseball in heaven."

- "OK. Great! Now what's the bad news?"

- "You're pitching on Friday."

 

[bigt61]

Nice!!

 

[MolaKule]

 

[HawkeyeScott]

I like it.

 

[javacontour]

If someone told me I was pitching in heaven tomorrow, I wouldn't take it as bad news.

My family might be sad for a while, but I've arranged my affairs to take care of them.

Besides, I wasn't a good pitcher here, so maybe that's my new calling in heaven, LOL.

 

[Jetronic]

Originally Posted By: javacontour
If someone told me I was pitching in heaven tomorrow, I wouldn't take it as bad news.


Yes, if you're pitching "for the other team" the news would be worse, I suppose...

 

[Rick in PA]

Pitching for the visiting team...