Wise man says:

[Pablo]

Whole country should be run by bipolar teenage girls. They know everything, spend money they don't have, and act irresponsibly. Nice improvement.

Don't eat greens washed down with cherry juice, then boysenberry pie washed down with rice milk. You will have dreams of tuti frutti.

Never make verbal agreement about money with man with no weapon.

Bringing kids into your marriage will alter your lifestyle, how much is up to your wife.

 

[Turk]

Something hitting home here??

...just askin'

 

[PandaBear]

Pablo, what are you saying is????? I can't understand a [censored] thing. Maybe I need to go back to ESL classes?

 

[Pablo]

No. Just things I thought of while driving home. Shouldn't be too tough to figure out.

 

[moribundman]

Originally Posted By: Pablo
Never make verbal agreement about money with man with no weapon.


I'm not trying to make sense of this frustrated diatribe, but one thing caught me eye. I think you mean to say "oral agreement." Both, oral and written agreements are verbal in nature. "Verbal does not imply spoken words, but just words.

 

[Camu Mahubah]

I guy I used to work with told me if you eat a banana and drink a glass of milk before bed you will have nightmares!

 

[Pablo]

Originally Posted By: mori
I think you mean to say "oral agreement."


For sure I meant to write that.

 

[Barkleymut]

it all makes sense to me! I've been drinkin too....

 

[moribundman]

As long as there won't be an unplanned addition to Pablo's household in a few months, I'd relax.

 

[Pablo]

Since I've been firing blanks for 10 years, the chance of adopting another animal right now is rather low.

 

[moribundman]

I was more thinking along the lines of Pablo becoming a grandfather. I apologize for possibly causing insomnia.

 

[Pablo]

Yeah that's all I need. But no, not yet.

 

[sprintman]

Pablo you are seriously worrying me and I've kinda known you for a fair while now....

 

[Julian]

Originally Posted By: Barkleymut
it all makes sense to me! I've been drinkin too....

Meh. Been there. Preach it Pablo!

 

[Gary Allan]

Ah ..the monthly Pablo-cryptogram. Much more data than usual.

 

[Pablo]

Originally Posted By: sprintman
Pablo you are seriously worrying me and I've kinda known you for a fair while now....


Lighten up man. Read it with a [censored] eatin' grin on your face. You guys can be so moribund!!

 

[Pablo]

IF Gary and especially Julian can get something out of silly musings, my job is done.

Think about it....the rock was done as a serious thing?

Dudes....you are letting me down. Aussies not having a sense of humor? Who knew?

Are politicians beyond bipolar? Does eating weird stuff at 11pm and going right to sleep not bug just a few of you? I would say some of the lenders must have had guns, and sheesh you guys don't have teenage kids!!

 

[mechtech2]

Those sayings are very similar to fortune cookie advice.

 

[Pablo]

Hot dog!!

Shorten them up and I'm in biz.

 

[GROUCHO MARX]

Originally Posted By: Pablo
Hot dog!!

Shorten them up and I'm in biz.



Don't eat hot dogs before bed.