A man was driving along the freeway, when suddenly, a Highway Patrol officer came up behind him, with lights blazing and siren blaring. The man pulled to the shoulder, and the officer ran up to his car. "What's wrong, officer?" said the man, perplexed.
"Your wife fell out of the car about two miles back!" shouts the officer.
"Oh, thank goodness," says the man, putting his hand on the officers arm. "I thought I was going deaf."