GreeCguy wins. Back in the day, my dad used to have a Chevy Astro that still ran like a champ when he got rid of it (gave it to a friend @ work). We always used it when we were hauling dead trees out of ravines for firewood. One end of the chain around the bumper, the other end around the trunk, and away we went! The oil was changed every 3,000 miles (Iffy Lube) on the dot, but I seriously don't think any other maintenance was EVER done on that truck.
When he finally said goodbye to her, there had been a fire somewhere in the dash, so if you turned on the A/C, the whole thing would start to smoke, the steering wheel column had COME OFF, and was being held on by *** knows what (you could rotate the entire column around in a circle), paint peeling everywhere, there was a patch on the top side of the gas tank from when he shot a hole through the tank with a .30-30 (drunk, unloading it in the van, yes, seriously, I was there, I saw it), and damage to the rear axle from when I tried to back it down someone's driveway (drunk) and ran over a railroad tie. That was the van that wouldn't quit! (He drives an Expedition now.)