What's hanging from your rearview?

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Originally posted by Matt89:

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I dated a naive woman once who thought it was 'cute' that her 19yo daughter had handcuffs hanging from her mirror. I didn't even bother to explain...

Did you then consider dating her daughter?
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I know, that's foul...


Well, the woman was quite a bit older than me...

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Originally posted by mormit:
Homer Simpson air freshener. Pointing to his back side with crack showing.

mormit,
Homer is my hero and so are you!!
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I have everything Simpsons related.....Homer's head slippers, a dancing and singing Hawaiian Homer, a "Homersapien" t-shirt, a Simpsons book.....and the list goes on and on!
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Z,
a local brewery started producing "Duff" beer. Wasn't half bad.

Later, in court, they claimed it was purely coincidental, but were forced to witdraw the product.

Now, a can sells for $90, and a full case goes for $5k.

So I can say that I drank $10k (well minus the $180 I gave to my father inlaw for his collection) in a 3 week period.

Can any of you say

DOH!!!!
 
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