What they're saying on other car forums

[Gary Allan]

This may have been around already ..but this is the first time for me.

Ever wonder what goes on at some of the car forums...

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
---The mullet is out of style?
---With 20,000 miles on it, I am burning more oil than what it is leaking, but it is still faster than a Mustang.

Mustang forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
--- Why I spent $45,000 modifying a $5 ,000 Ford!

Lincoln forum
--- What do you mean I paid an extra $15,000 for a Crown Victoria with a Lincoln emblem on it?
--- Need Advice: I went to trade in my 1 year old Lincoln today. I bought it for $55,000 and they are giving me $19,500. That will make me $27,000 upside down from what I owe. It only has 12,000 miles on it, what should I do?
--- What ever happened to the "scented body bag in the trunk" option?

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
---Will 26 inch rims fit?

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
--- How my ETs dropped after an engine swap with my lawnmower ?

Mitsubishi Eclipse forum
---Why didn't the performance stickers lower my ETs?
---This new 6ft wing really helps my grip!

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
---What is there an picture of an engine flashing on my dashboard?

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH
---Ahhhhh, $200 for an oil change, $4,000 for brakes!!!! (attached receipts)

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck ******* in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

Lexus E300 - 330 forum
--- 200 reasons why it is not a Toyota Camry

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
--- Brought my 2004 Cadillac back to the dealership for the 5th time. How does the Lemon Law work again? I think I apply. Never buying another GM.
--- AHHH - what do you mean my new Caddy will lose 1/2 its value within 6 months?

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Hyundia forum
---What is a throw away car?

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

The 350Z forum:
--- Why do other imports keep spanking me at red lights?
--- 10 reasons why the 350Z is the most elegant car on the road.

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
---What do you mean this car is a Ford?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court.
How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
---What do you mean it is a Chrysler? What is a Chyrsler?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get *** stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Saab forum
---Where do the skiis fit?

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
---Honey, I beat another punk kid in an import today... I still have go it...

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
--- "Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?
---Burning a quart of oil every 1,000 miles is normal oil consumption?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

 

[1 FMF]

old, but good if you haven't seen it in a while.

 

[2004 F150 4x4]

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Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?"

Probably the truest of all of them..
BTW, pretty funny.

 

[MN Driver]

Grand Am Forums
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I'm the 300th poster on the 16th page of "poll: has/had leaky intake gasket" and my intake gasket has gone for the third time, the GM revised gaskets aren't any better than the originals. Wow this $1,000-$1,500 repair is really making me hate my car.

That's real too, there are over 300 posts with 16 pages on for Grand Am's about the 3.4L. PM me if you want the link.

 

[T-Keith]

oil forums: Stash of possibly discontinued oil up to 200 quarts. Had to sell car to buy last 50. What to do?

-T

 

[Crashbox]

Slant Six Forum:

"What's an 'Engine Breakdown'???? First time I've ever heard of such a thing!"