Oh no! I went grocery shopping the other day and the [censored] have axed my favorite kind of salsa; the isle is now heavily populated by "Tostitos" jars caged in designer add-in racks. I actually don't eat it that often, but I always keep a jar or two stocked out at our cabin in case the munchies strike. "Natalie's restaurant-style" salsa is just that. It's a very basic, nearly homogenously textured, but very balanced, clean, and appropriately nuanced salsa that goes with just about everything. I usually buy the medium.
After searching through the store for every possible point of relocation, some prayer, and a few tears, I decided to go on a tasting trip for some new ones. This is just a quick write-up to share my observations. I usually buy Tostitos "hint of lime" tortilla chips for salsa, so that's what I ate these with. I also like "Red Hot Blues", but I mostly eat those plain or only with salsa on rare occasions.
"Salpica habanero-lime" (hot): very tomato-y, almost marinara-like. Very pleasant habanero background, balanced, no grassy notes.
"Mrs. Renfero's" (hot): very viscous mouthfeel. This is exactly why I don't like Tostitos salsa (among other things). Unremarkable, muddled flavors. No heat whatsoever. None.
"Frontera roasted habanero" (hot): heavy-handed habanero, char flavors. Smoky nose. The habanero isn't necessarily overpowering because it doesn't seem like it's competing with anything else in the salsa (because there's nothing else there). If you eat this next to the Salpica, the Salpica is noticeably fruitier in character.
"Senorita Mertz" (medium): relish-like consistency, very heavy on the cumin (though this item is conspicuously absent from the ingredients list aside from the reference within "spices including paprika and turmeric"). Has a stewed-tomato sweetness.
My favorite out of all of these would be... none of them.
I want my Natalie's [censored] it! Actually, the Salpica isn't bad I thought.