What do you mean Ivory Soap doesn’t float any more?

Joined
May 6, 2005
Messages
13,138
Location
San Francisco Bay Area
I guess it’s been a while, but it was news to me when I found out Ivory Soap bars no longer floats. I know it was really mostly a marketing gimmick (“So pure it floats”) since it was really just air whipped into the soap before going into the molds. The bars tended to feel really light for the size. But as a kid who preferred baths, I always liked that I didn’t have to search for the bar at the bottom of the tub.

It isn’t an overstatement to say that Ivory soap – one of P&G’s iconic brands and very first products – changed the world. Today, we may not think about the benefit of having soap that floats. But in the late 19th century, when people were still bathing in the murky waters of local rivers and streams, a soap that floated was revolutionary. Since we are now bathing in tubs/showers, a floating bar is no longer necessary.​

There have been some complaints that the soap itself has changed, but as far as I can tell it’s still saponified palm oil and palm kernel oil like it’s been for decades. At least from the ingredient list since I haven’t bought any of the new stuff.
 
Thank you for putting the word saponify into my vocabulary.

I always liked that I didn’t have to search for the bar at the bottom of the tub.....
Since we are now bathing in tubs/showers, a floating bar is no longer necessary.

Darn that second sentence. I was going to get you a soap dish for your birthday.
 
Commercial "soap" sucks

My wife makes coconut oil based soap. It destroys grease, and very slick. IM me if interested
 
I know we were once bonused on 99.999% uptime. In 2024-2025 that’s a laugh. It would take 5x that amount of downtime allowed in a year, for your wfh staff to pay for their stuff at Costco and then login from the parking lot and work on the outage
 
At my age, If I ever laid down in a warm bath tub, I would not be able to get up and out!

That why I think those walk-in bath ads for seniors are hilarious and sad at the same time; if you can't get up off the floor, you aint getting up and out of a slippery, soapy wet tub for sure!
 
How does this relate to Ivory soap bars?
Someone mentioned 99.44% and whether that is pure. I would say it is because what I dealt with, 99.999% is less than 5 1/2 min per year. How much closer can one practically get to 100%
 
Many products have removed the word soap, as they are not soap. Many just use the word "bar" and the assumption is made that it is a "bar of soap"....but it is not real soap.
 
Ivory
Many products have removed the word soap, as they are not soap. Many just use the word "bar" and the assumption is made that it is a "bar of soap"....but it is not real soap.
Yes, Ivory is real soap and labelled as such.
However a perfect example I like to use is the American public thinks Breyers is Ice Cream. In fact supermarkets falsely advertise it as ice cream. They lost that designation a few years back as it no longer qualifies as Ice Cream by the US government and must be called "Dietary Dessert"
 
Back
Top