What Constitutes a true BITOGer

[ATex7239]

Feel like there are BITOGER levels rather than true vs casual BITOGER.

 

[ATex7239]

In no particular order but my top 10:

1. Be either a millionaire or dirt poor but give absolute financial advice.
2. Agree the P71 Crown Vic, Dodge Caravan or Hyundai Genesis (5.0 Only) are the best vehicles.
3. Have your posts moved by moderators on a weekly basis, likely of political nature.
4. Have a 20 quart stash of the most recent fanboy oil (VRP, HPL, German Castrol etc).
5. Agree with the moderators no matter what and always cite a personal friendship with them.
6. Have a brother/ cousin/ neighbor with every car in every thread.
7. Advise Honda 2.0L owners to change their oil more frequently due to fuel dilution.
8. Biased hate for Electric Vehicles, Walmart, Project Farm and California.
9. Recommend a oil analysis to set a baseline trend on a vehicle with 5,000 miles.
10. Have a "feeling" towards moving away from the recommended manufacture viscosity.

Shots fired! Man your battle stations!

 

[Pterostylis]

Dang it, it was nice knowing you guys.
I was hoping running VRP in a car that is “off label” would have got me in, I guess I’m out

 

[SC Maintenance]

XYZ brand oil sucks.

Unless XYZ brand oil is on clearance. Then XYZ brand is awesome!

 

[Pterostylis]

XYZ brand oil sucks.

Unless XYZ brand oil is on clearance. Then XYZ brand is awesome!

It’s too thin though…

 

[DirectRejection]

Awareness of and respect for BITOG culture.

 

[Pablo]

Dang it, it was nice knowing you guys.
I was hoping running VRP in a car that is “off label” would have got me in, I guess I’m out

Ok if they make it in AUS 20W-50

 

[4WD]

And the BITOG member must be rich in:

https://www.britannica.com/science/confirmation-bias

 

[walterjay]

Always want to know the moly content of the oil.

 

[Pablo]

And BITOG is rich in:

https://www.britannica.com/science/confirmation-bias

Wins thread. Close thread. Bickering.

 

[4WD]

Always want to know the moly content of the oil.

Well, yeah

 

[CarbonToast]

Run CK4 diesel oil in at least 1 gasoline engine.

 

[meep]

“current_date minus 20 years equals best car”

 

[ATex7239]

If you’ve given unsolicited oil related advice to people who could not care less.

 

[Astro14]

Light-hearted look at ourselves? Love it.

Bashing people and companies? Thread lock.

Let’s be careful.

 

[MCompact]

1. Pays cash for used econobox.
2. Drives it for 450,000

 

[AZjeff]

An unusual attraction to motor oil. Every thing else is a complication stemming from that.

 

[JeffKeryk]

An irrational need to keep obtaining tools, particuliarly ratchets.
Completely understands, "He who dies with the most tools wins."

Extra credit: Knows GTOs, Chevelle 396, etc are Muscle Cars while Mustangs, Camaros, etc are Pony Cars.
And knows a SUV is not a truck; a pickup is a truck.

 

[Donald]

In no particular order but my top 10:

1. Be either a millionaire or dirt poor but give absolute financial advice.
2. Agree the P71 Crown Vic, Dodge Caravan or Hyundai Genesis (5.0 Only) are the best vehicles.
3. Have your posts moved by moderators on a weekly basis, likely of political nature.
4. Have a 20 quart stash of the most recent fanboy oil (VRP, HPL, German Castrol etc).
5. Agree with the moderators no matter what and always cite a personal friendship with them.
6. Have a brother/ cousin/ neighbor with every car in every thread.
7. Advise Honda 2.0L owners to change their oil more frequently due to fuel dilution.
8. Biased hate for Electric Vehicles, Walmart, Project Farm and California.
9. Recommend a oil analysis to set a baseline trend on a vehicle with 5,000 miles.
10. Have a "feeling" towards moving away from the recommended manufacture viscosity.

Not a fan of Scotty Kilmer?

 

[SC Maintenance]

Can argue either side of a debate with equal vigor. In the same thread.