Murphy bed is my choice
Yeah, it's a small apartment, I missed that in the listing, looking at the photos something wasn't adding up until I saw your post, went back and looked. It doesn't even have a kitchen counter. Nice view, I guess why the asking price? though you dont know the other monthly expenses either.Let's slow down and appreciate some weirdness:
The "media center" is obviously staged with a throwaway baby TV, and room for a bigger one. But what's with those glass cabinets overhead? What goes there? DVDs? Booze? Why's there a landline phone right by the TV? "Excuse me, I've got to take this call."
Are those three thermostats off to the left? Is this some sort of home automation?
The decor reminds me of a long-stay hotel, all grey and square.
I dig the radiator frenched into the wall.
What's the knee level sink next to the ****ter for?
that, gentleman, is a Bidet. it washes your backside after you do your business.For Klingon Visitors!
Wiki also says may be used for washing children or feet in some countries.that, gentleman, is a Bidet. it washes your backside after you do your business.
"In several European countries, a bidet is now required by law to be present in every bathroom containing a toilet bowl."
"Opinions as to the necessity of the bidet vary widely over different nationalities and cultures. In cultures that use it habitually, such as parts of Western, Central and Southeastern Europe(especially Italy and Portugal) Eastern Asia and some Latin American countries such as Argentina, Paraguay, it is considered an indispensable tool in maintaining good personal hygiene."
No understanding of jokes in this forum anymore!that, gentleman, is a Bidet.
Just cover it up with body sprays instead, think of that new product they're pushing, I think it was Old Spice? Axe?how hung up we are in the USA and its one area of cleanliness Americans are behind
You've been here longer than me, so I trust you may have seen a time when people here had a sense of humor. It was certainly before my time, but I'm a Johnny-come-latelyNo understanding of jokes in this forum anymore!
My grandparents came through Elis Island and were from a mountain town more south and central Italy. Looked very much the same though. Very quaint, gotta love google earth.That is the area where my grandparents lived before they came to the USA.
Lava with real lava rock added for exfoliating?I take showers with a special bar of soap from @AutoMechanic
No job nearby. Population decline so you likely will be in a retiree town, and eventually no demand for your home if you want to leave one day.What's the catch?
Yup. The worth of a real estate has mostly always been about the income potential of people living there. If there is no income you can put a mansion there and it will only attract people who live there as a vacation home. Everyone would be able to build it on a near free lot + construction cost, so there would be no appreciation potential nor income from living there.Listen - to those of you mid country (ie reasonable cost of living folk) $85K is essentially nothing to coastal types. Like, just hair over fiddy dollars. Seriously a condo around here, is maybe $300K if you are lucky. West coast near water? $500-$600K
The problem I see for this place, is not just the size - but relative to that, just pay something small like $300K and get a decent sized place. As I posted earlier, I am considering it as a stop over place for the wife and I. Just don't want to fight foreign transactions right now.
How does it work, fill it up and sit in the basin?For Klingon Visitors!
Squirt tube.How does it work, fill it up and sit in the basin?
So you straddle over and guess where it's going to blast?Squirt tube.
Every place with one I have not needed nor been brave enough. I shower 1-2 times a day
No understanding of jokes in this forum anymore!