The young and pretty maid demanded a wage rise from the lady of the house.
The lady was not pleased with that and asked her why she thought that she deserved it.
"I have three reasons. First, I am ironing clothes better than you!"
"Who said that?" asked the lady upset.
"Your husband", answered the girl. "Secondly I'm cooking better than you."
"Who said that?" asked the lady nervously.
"Your husband. And third, I'm a better lover than you."
"Who told you? Also my husband?" shouted the lady.
"No. The gardener."
The young women immediately got the desired wage rise.
The lady was not pleased with that and asked her why she thought that she deserved it.
"I have three reasons. First, I am ironing clothes better than you!"
"Who said that?" asked the lady upset.
"Your husband", answered the girl. "Secondly I'm cooking better than you."
"Who said that?" asked the lady nervously.
"Your husband. And third, I'm a better lover than you."
"Who told you? Also my husband?" shouted the lady.
"No. The gardener."
The young women immediately got the desired wage rise.