I'm not grasping the relevance of the film clip.
Is this where the dog lives and the pooch should know how to let himself out?
Was he visiting and had no familiarity of that door?
Also, the title got past me. "Unfortunately, we are ALL this dog"??? ...OP meant slow learners??? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
Perhaps the dog, like many, was trained not to jump up......
As long as I'm not eating dog food.......Cheers, Kira