Today's Golf Joke

[dwendt44]

A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity, looking up and down, measuring the distance, figuring out the wind direction and speed.

Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Why don't you hit the blasted ball."

The golfer answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse, so I want to make this a perfect shot."

His partner replied, "Forget it, man."

"You don't stand a chance in [censored] of hitting her from here!"

 

[oggb]

I drove my Golf TDI with DSG 200,000 miles and never had any problems!

Oh, you're talking about actual Golf. I thought this was about...

Nevermind.

 

[Josh48065]

actually made me lol. I like Jred's twist too

 

[Rick in PA]

There was a homicide at a golfing couples house.
When the police arrived, they found the wife obviously in distress, a badly bent golf club and the husband dead of blunt force trauma. The police finally get the wife to talking and find that she did it. The police detective asks if she used the golf club, "yes" she replies. How many times did you hit him, he asks. She replies "Oh, I don't know five, six, maybe seven times... put me down for five."