Time Travelling Jokes

[Snagglefoot]

I was going to tell a joke about Time Travelling.....

But you guys didn’t like it.

 

[4wd]

I was going to tell a joke about Time Travelling.....

But you guys didn’t like it.

Could of guessed that without any special insight

 

[Inked]

I went back in time to tell you that but you didn’t believe me and told it anyway.

 

[opus1]

Not exactly a joke, but a true story dealing with time travel.

Many years ago I was trying to book a flight on United and I made a mistake and transposed the departure and return dates. The site popped up a window that said "we have not yet perfected time travel. Please check your dates and try again." I kid you not. Never had that happen again and, silly me, I didn't think to take a screen shot.

I now return you to your time travel joke thread, already in progress.

 

[CleanSump]

Can you repost the joke on an earlier date please? AI says I'm gonna get angry that nobody agrees with me and quit the forum on 7/13/2028.

 

[fantastic]

"We saw that coming"
All this time travel has me thinking of classic quotes
“Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out, that he’d melt my brain.”

 

[Kira]

I knew a guy who was a real user-of-people...but he did have a time machine.
While hastily preparing to go back to 1870 on a one way journey, he asked me to provide stock market reports and sports finals data etc., so he could make big money 'knowing the future'.

I gave him every issue of every paper in the country.....on floppy discs.

 

[HemiBenny]

"We saw that coming"
All this time travel has me thinking of classic quotes
“Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out, that he’d melt my brain.”

I can quote those movies all day!

There's that word again, heavy. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pull?

 

[Number_35]

That rare beast, a limerick that can be told in polite company:

There was a young lady named Bright
who travelled much faster than light;
She left one day,
and in a relative way,
returned the previous night.