Things That Make You Go, "Hmmmm......"

[Speedy3861]

Murphy was an optimist

 

[Slow Car Sport Mode]

When is the last time you went wahoo?

 

[Slow Car Sport Mode]

If everybody wants you... Why isn't everybody calling?

 

[Wolf359]

If everybody wants you... Why isn't everybody calling?

If everybody wants you
Why isn't anybody callin'?
You don't have to answer
Leave them hangin' on the line

 

[Slow Car Sport Mode]

Was John Belushi Kujoi! the funniest thing on SNL?

 

[4WD]

Where does McDonalds catch the sqaure fish for the Filet O Fish sammich?

Wendy’s Pond

 

[Dave Sherman]

Why do doctors and lawyers call their professional work "practice"?

 

[scrowley]

"You're not wrong but you're not right"

 

[Hermann]

REO Speedwagon had a good one too;
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

"Roll With The Changes"

 

[Hermann]

Jumbo Shrimp

 

[CleanSump]

REO Speedwagon had a good one too;
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

Groucho Marx, actually,
and Neal Doughty has stated so in interviews they got the line from the old Groucho movie.