Things That Make You Go, "Hmmmm......"

[Nick1994]

Another from George Carlin. Why is it called a near miss? You didn't hit. It should be called a near hit. A collision is a near miss. You nearly missed!

 

[ATex7239]

What kind of nut is under a bed ? Hint it makes for a good pie .

Pecan. Pronounced “pee-can”, not “pah -con.”

Fight me

 

[ATex7239]

That there are 75,000 people out there in the world that are so obsessive compulsive about motor oil that they have their own miniature version of Facebook to discuss it.

Ha! What a bunch of lose.... wait...

 

[ATex7239]

Bread is square. Why is lunch meat round?

 

[JohnnyG]

Pi R squared
But George everybody knows pie are round!

Gracie Allen to George Burns

 

[Kjmack]

Is a horse ever truly happy with a long face ?

 

[ARCOgraphite]

I often wondered about this as a kid who loved 60’s classic rock. I believe a partial answer is that Brits were trying to imitate their idols who were American singers.

I seem to recall Peter Noone didnt get that memo right off.

 

[ARCOgraphite]

Bread is square. Why is lunch meat round?

So you can see who got the Ham and who got the Salami.
Tuna - you just go by the stink ...

 

[ARCOgraphite]

The technology is there - why don't cars have a "Automatic Alignment" feature ?
Hmmmm ...

 

[ARCOgraphite]

Most Highway speed limits are the same as they were 60 years ago.
Hmmmm ...

 

[SammyChevelleTypeS3]

Girl says "can u believe my neighbor banged on the wall at 04:00 am screaming." I had to turn my stereo down just to understand what they were saying. He yelled it again. "can we get just a little respect!?" I told him "ok, I guess but I am not a big Aretha fan but here goes!"

 

[2010Civic]

Built Ford Tough.

 

[JimPghPA]

If you argue with an idiot for a long time, you eventually figure out that they are doing the same thing.

 

[86cutlass307]

If you argue with an idiot for a long time, you eventually figure out that they are doing the same thing.

If I can piggyback with one from my now passed father, I believe it was either Mark Twain or Einstein that said, "Never argue with an idiot, all they do is drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

 

[ATex7239]

So you can see who got the Ham and who got the Salami.
Tuna - you just go by the stink ...

Ham = sandwich bread, salami = crackers

 

[ATex7239]

Do they have lifetime warranties on coffins?

 

[Sonic]

If Pinocchio had said his nose grows every time he told the truth, no one would have known he was lying.

 

[ATex7239]

What do you call a question without an answer?

 

[BlueOvalFitter]

Pecan. Pronounced “pee-can”, not “pah -con.”

Fight me

Here in La. we have a PAH-CON picking season. Yes, just like a CRAWFISH (NOT Crayfish ) season.
BTW, they are both at their beginning stage now.

 

[53' Stude]

When I put a fram tough guard on the Camry. Should I go 20k or 35k. HMMMMMM