Things That Make You Go "Hmmmm....."

[Hermann]

Dog is god spelled backwards

In recent history it is how they are treated.

 

[BigCahuna]

I got a quick question for ya. If you had a chicken and a half, that could lay a egg and a half, in a day and a half, after 9 months, how many would you have?. Just asking for a friend.,,

 

[pbm]

Co workers who show up for work and basically do nothing and Management says nothing!!! On there cell phones 66% of the time, standing around shooting the **** with other lazy co-workers, hiding in the bathrooms, etc...................

Do you work for the government?

 

[earlyre]

Aibohphobia is an irrational fear of palindromes. (word, phrase, or sequence that reads the same backward as forward)

 

[BlueOvalFitter]

If "pass away" is the same as "kick the bucket", then what about "pass the bucket"?

REO baby, Roll With The Changes
Kind of an anti-BITOG song

I saw them in concert 1983 in Jackson, MS.

 

[BlueOvalFitter]

I got a quick question for ya. If you had a chicken and a half, that could lay a egg and a half, in a day and a half, after 9 months, how many would you have?. Just asking for a friend.,,

Quick Q? as in, are you asking it quick, typing it quick, or are we supposed to read it quick?
Hmmmm.......

 

[dadto2]

Drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

If you send it by land, it's a shipment. But if by sea, it's cargo.

 

[THORROMIG]

Do you work for the government?

Manufacturing -- welder/fabrication!!!

 

[ZeeOSix]

Dog is god spelled backwards

Maybe that's why there are dogs everywhere.

 

[opus1]

Bomb, tomb, comb. Change one letter and the rest of the word is pronounced differently.

Kansas and Arkansas - why it it R-can-saw and not R-can-sas? Or not Kan-saw instead of Kan-sas?

 

[opus1]

Do you work for the government?

I wish it was relegated to just the government...

 

[Wolf359]

In recent history it is how they are treated.

You mean gods being treated like dogs or dogs being treated like gods?

I agree with one, but not the other.

 

[TheLawnRanger]

Arsenio Hall Appreciation Night

 

[Hermann]

You mean gods being treated like dogs or dogs being treated like gods?

I agree with one, but not the other.

Dogs treated like gods

I like me a good dog, to be a companion ect. But dressing them up like people make me want to go over to the dog and say I'm sorry.

 

[Fifth87]

Co workers who show up for work and basically do nothing and Management says nothing!!! On there cell phones 66% of the time, standing around shooting the **** with other lazy co-workers, hiding in the bathrooms, etc...................

If I didn't know any better, I would think you know the new guy at my work.

 

[53' Stude]

Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

 

[TheLawnRanger]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The answer is not 3.

 

[55hambone]

No matter where you go, there you are.

 

[GoldDot40]

Wow spelled backwards is wow. Wow upside down is mom. Mom upside down is daddy's favorite...

 

[Wolf359]

No matter where you go, there you are.

I liked Lord Whorfin's speech about history is a made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.