Things not say to a cop

[balut]

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer?
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?"You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed,have you been eating doughnuts?"

 

[c3po]

I once had a cop who said my exhaust was too loud, I replied not as loud as your mouth, he wrote me a repair order, it did not matter as I was going to be putting on a dual exhaust the next day. I remember 1 time going to pick this person up at a bar who had been drinking, the cop was waiting in the parking lot for him to get in his car, I pull up and go too take him home, he pulls me over a mile down the road and comes up to the car and ask's have you been drinking, I said no my passenger has and buy the way have you been eating donuts.

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

 

[alreadygone]

Got stopped in a local "sobriety checkpoint". Since I obviously hadn't been drinking officer was cordial,,,till I asked if I'd heard correctly, that this was a sobriety checkpoint? When he affirmed "yes", my retort was "I guess you'd not have said a word if I hadn't been wearing my seat belt"? His reply wasn't all that friendy then,,, "don't bet on it"!

Bob

 

[Quattro Pete]

A cop has been hiding in the bushes one early morning, waiting for someone to fall into his trap. A few hours pass by and the cop is getting anxious that no one has broken the law thus far. Finally, he catches a young guy that that's obviously been speeding. When he pulls him over, he says:

- Son, I've been waiting here for your all morning.

The guy responds:
- So sorry officer. I got here as fast as I could.


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A cop pulls over a speeder.
- What's the problem officer? Was I driving too fast?
- No. You were flying too low.

 

[Footpounds]

c3po,
If what you posted really is true, you sound like a real piece of work!

 

[bubbatime]

Originally Posted By: Footpounds
c3po,
If what you posted really is true, you sound like a real piece of work!


+1, you really showed him didn't you. Guy was just doing his job

:no-no:

 

[Tempest]

I'll never forget the Cops episode where a guy gets pulled over and the cop gets him out of the car. The cop asks the guy if he has any marijuana and the guy says no repeatably. The cop asks him a couple time if he is lying and the guy repeatedly says no. The cop then reaches over and takes the joint out from behind the guys ear...