The Pope says thicker oil is better

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He uses only 10w40 in the Popemobile.....
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We know that God drives a Plymouth, because he drove Adam & Eve out of the garden in a Fury.
 
Didn't he ride in a black Fiat 500 sedan to White House ?

He probably stopped by security guards at the gate asking for credential for riding an ordinary cheap car to meet POTUS.
 
Originally Posted By: HTSS_TR
Didn't he ride in a black Fiat 500 sedan to White House ?

He probably stopped by security guards at the gate asking for credential for riding an ordinary cheap car to meet POTUS.

yup, a Fiat 500L, that the NBC talking head said was "Italian made FIAT", while in reality, the 500L is made at a Serbian Fiat factory. It was supposed to be made in Turin, but a labor dispute pushed it to Serbia.
 
Originally Posted By: Doog
He uses only 10w40 in the Popemobile.....
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At least publicly that what he says but truthfully he uses 20W-50. 10W-40 is for Catholic Lite (Lutherans).
 
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Wait... Couldn't the Pope turn whatever Agip 10W-40 or 20W-50 that was probabky in that 2015 Yugo-looking Serbian Latvian Czeckoslovokian slash Italian POS into water, wine, OR 5W-20? Or is that Jesus...
 
He also is worried about emissions and global warming ,,I guess all the security vehicles and his so called pope mobile was not electric did not count
 
Originally Posted By: heyu
He also is worried about emissions and global warming ,,I guess all the security vehicles and his so called pope mobile was not electric did not count


If the Fiat didn't pay his carbon credits or have a valid inspection sticker (!) then he was committing a crime
 
Originally Posted By: earlyre

yup, a Fiat 500L, that the NBC talking head said was "Italian made FIAT", while in reality, the 500L is made at a Serbian Fiat factory. It was supposed to be made in Turin, but a labor dispute pushed it to Serbia.


I see Brian Williams is back!
 
To be honest, I really don't know what the Pope uses for his oil change, but I have already been to confession for the sin of using a 5w30 when my vehicle calls for a 5w20. So I think I am OK for now.
 
Originally Posted By: Panzerman
I love the fact that he refuses to use the popemobile or really any security. That is a true believer 100%.
He tells us to not use A/C, you think he follows that?
 
Originally Posted By: eljefino

I see Brian Williams is back!


Williams bragged to the Pope about how he jumped in front of JPII when that Turkish guy was shooting at him, but was only able to take 4 of the bullets.

Francis just fills his Fiat with holy water, wine, and a communion wafer and he's good for 100,000,000 miles.
 
Originally Posted By: eljefino
Originally Posted By: earlyre

yup, a Fiat 500L, that the NBC talking head said was "Italian made FIAT", while in reality, the 500L is made at a Serbian Fiat factory. It was supposed to be made in Turin, but a labor dispute pushed it to Serbia.


I see Brian Williams is back!


They also said that people were holding yellow banners.

Idiots... that's the flag of Vatican.
 
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