The Perfect Couple

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A perfect man and a perfect woman had a perfect wedding and went on a perfect honeymoon around Christmas time.

They were driving along in their perfect car when they saw a hitchhiker at the side of the road. It was Santa! Seems he had gotten separated from his sleigh and needed a ride.

So they picked him up and continued on their way, when suddenly they got in a horrible car crash! And only one survived! Which one?

Female answer: The perfect woman did, because everyone knows that Santa and the perfect man don't exist!

Male answer: That means that the woman must have been the one driving, which explains why there was a crash.
 
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