The Last Supper

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I feel like I'm prostituting myself here. I put out and others post their food pictures only once in a blue moon. Well, I'm done pimping edibles for a while, I tell you that! Imagine Taps playing in the background.
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Some dead meat, panfried, with herb and sesame breading, cream sauce with spices, lemon and carrots, and, obviously, pasta. Basta!
 
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I feel like I'm prostituting myself here. Well, I'm done pimping edibles for a while, I tell you that!


I just want to say that while I’ve certainly enjoyed surveying your food all this time, in a way I have a greater respect for you after you made such a big life change. A lot of people don’t know this about me, but I used to be in your shoes.

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(rare Julian S. pre-BITOG file photo)

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I put out and others post their food pictures only once in a blue moon.


You get plenty of compliments from everyone that I can see; imitation is not the only form of flattery you know. Maybe there are no foodie photo buddies for you on here or maybe people just like looking at your food for their own reasons instead of taking pictures (or making comments). There's really not much to objectively critique on your subjects from sight alone, everything is kind of an innately aesthetic judgment. Even tyrants and religious fundamentalists would agree on that. I, for one, would not sit everything on the same sauce as if I were making a stew of some sort, but the opinion of the one doing the eating is the opinion that counts. That is, unless you were truly “feeding” us in some way, in which case I apologize for not being more critical. Am I supposed to invite you over for an “e-dinner” or something? Sorry if you’ve been doing all the cooking, I’m new to these internet rules. At least I can’t season the food before I taste it or sneak “appetizers” out of the pantry before dinner this way right? Why don’t you invite some chatty analytical people over for dinner or something, perhaps they could give you better ideas than we can. (Any reason why not?)

The last lesson you learn in culinary school is that you are utterly alone in the world as your experience of it is, and only can be infinitely unique. All true chefs are raging existentialists at their core, remember? Maybe you just forgot or went to a community college or something. It is true that some people just wouldn’t know a good poppy roll cake if it came up and bit them in the #@$%! though, poor darlings.

It’s nice to be able to shoot the breeze with people who share your same exact values, but you’ll make more friends and probably have more fun in general if you’re better with analogies. Don’t assume that art can’t be appreciated by anyone but other artists. I have to try and mix and match my time with people who appreciate things in the “same” way I do with people who just appreciate the same things I do (albeit for different reasons) or else I wear myself out trying to accomplish everything. Don’t know where you’re at, but hope you can find some neat food photographers to hang out with if that’s what makes you happy. Bon Appétit sludge hammer.
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Dude, you read way too much into all that. Don't you recognize hyperbole? I often exaggerate to drive a point home, because otherwise it just isn't enough of a stimulus for most folks. Having 43 posts, I reckon you haven't been around long enough to even remotely know me, but know this:

1. I would like to see other people post snapshots of what they cook. Otherwise it's all just words.
2. Neither am I a chef, nor do I want to be one. I just like to eat stuff I can't buy.
3. I'm not a food photographer and I don't want to be one.
4. I am not looking for internet friends -- haven't you noticed I prefer driving people nuts?
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Now, why don't you go analyze Pablo's obsession with eating foods that make him even more gassy?
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I'm just fishing; I didn't make any assumptions about you at all. It's hard to know what people want when they won't tell you. Looks like you have a pretty clear handle on things though; thanks for numbering them.

Just to clarify, "I would like to see other people post snapshots of what they cook. Otherwise it's all just words." is why you're frustrated? If you need a face to go with a name why didn't you just say so? Would something like this work?
 
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I'm just fishing; I didn't make any assumptions about you at all.



Actually, you placed me into your shoes -- where I certainly don't want to be.

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It's hard to know what people want when they won't tell you.



I did tell. I want people to post pictures of the stuff they're talking about when possible. Don't you think actually seeing the food is more interesting than just reading about it?

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Just to clarify, "I would like to see other people post snapshots of what they cook. Otherwise it's all just words." is why you're frustrated? If you need a face to go with a name why didn't you just say so? Would something like this work?




Huh? I'm not frustrated. I was just hoping to wake some of the sleepyheads up and make them show us something we all might find interesting.

I'm not looking for compliments. If I were, I'd put certainly more than casual effort into the pictures that I'm posting. I'd also be more of an ingratiating prick, something I've never been accused of. If you haven't noticed, I take pictures of everything. Food is one thing I casually snap for fun. I like to keep pictures with my recipe collection, but that's maybe just me. I will not tell you what I shoot for a living, because it's none of your or anybody's business. Savvy?
 
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Actually, you placed me into your shoes -- where I certainly don't want to be.


My shoes aren't that bad, but I guess I'm not offended if you're happy in yours.
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Don't you think actually seeing the food is more interesting than just reading about it?


I do indeed, just as a personal preference.


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I was just hoping to wake some of the sleepyheads up and make them show us something we all might find interesting.


Hope it works; as I said, I like visuals too. That's partially the reason I wondered why you were quitting the business; you're the main supply around here. Some people aren't good at reading social cues; it works better if you just ask directly sometimes. I didn’t recall you ever asking for pictures until just now; I could be mistaken though.
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I will not tell you what I shoot for a living, because it's none of your or anybody's business. Savvy?


I don't care what you do for a living if it makes you happy and whatnot. You're awfully defensive; if you're suspicious of philanthropy, you should at least be able to appreciate indulgence. I like seeing people happy and I like[d] the pictures on here. Is that too close for comfort?

P.S. The thread I picked was a bad example. This one is better.
 
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That's partially the reason I wondered why you were quitting the business; you're the main supply around here.



As simple_gifts so eloquently says, "I guess you get what you pay for. "
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Some people aren't good at reading social cues; it works better if you just ask directly sometimes.



People being unable to reading cues amuse me endlessly.

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I didn’t recall you ever asking for pictures until just now; I could be mistaken though.
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You have obviously not been paying attention.

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You're awfully defensive; if you're suspicious of philanthropy, you should at least be able to appreciate indulgence.



I'm not defensive, but I won't have people misinterpret my intentions or motives. You're a philanthropist in addition to being a misguided armchair psychologist?
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I like seeing people happy and I like[d] the pictures on here. Is that too close for comfort?



I don't care if you like them or not. I wouldn't hang them on a wall. I just want to see someone else posts some pictures, for crying out loud.

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P.S. The thread I picked was a bad example.



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This one is better.



I agree, and I wish there were more people posting images like that. If I put in some effort, marginal as it may be, it still takes a few minutes of my time, shouldn't philanthropists like you get off their couches and reciprocate at least marginally, or is that too much to hope because that flabby philanthropy ends right there?
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mori,
I've tried taking some pics of my better renderings, but they look atrocious compared to "the master's work".

Rest assured, when I create something that:
a) tastes good (regular); and
b) looks good on fillum.

You'll see it on BITOG

(If I'm not playing Elder Scrolls IV)
 
Nah, since the blocks of orgonite cured, there's been no more white fluffy strawberries.

Maybe some kiwifruit or blood oranges when they come on.
 
Maybe you got Tesla radiation coming out of your basement. That's going to be some kiwi!
 
Actually, I bought the place off a guy who owned an opal mine, and was a lapidiatrist, inventor, freemason etc., and had half a hand missing (adding credo to the aforementioned attributes no doubt)

The coils and stuff under the house were amazing before I threw them out. He had a piece of railway track cemented into a 2'6" hole with nails as the aggregate..with a VW rim welded to it to hold a garden hose. Kept the back yard tidy with a quarterly application of glyphosphate.

The Kiwis could become anything that they want to...literally
 
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People being unable to reading cues amuse me endlessly.


I certainly wasn't trying to take away a source of entertainment. Have fun being cryptic.
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You have obviously not been paying attention.


Obviously not.
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I'm not defensive, but I won't have people misinterpret my intentions or motives.


At least you got some amusement out of this before you set me staight.

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I just want to see someone else posts some pictures, for crying out loud.


Fair enough. But you started a "last supper" thread announcing your retirement and I couldn't have been the only one who didn't know why. Wasn't trying to get you stirred up just for the #@$%! of it. Next time just ask in plain English; you'll get the same [or better] response. I truly only saw the one time where you even hinted at wanting other people to post pictures. Sorry if I'm clueless, I don't read every thread (but then again, most people don't I would think). You want: people to post more images like the ones in the sourdough thread. Gotcha. Sounds reasonable to me. Probelm solved.
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In my second sentence in the thread opener I said "I put out and others post their food pictures only once in a blue moon." That's too enigmatic?
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You interpret that statement, after an excessively mind-numbing discussion, if you want to call it that, as "You want: people to post more images like the ones in the sourdough thread. Gotcha." I don't think you get me comprehensively.

Your wants (wanting to comprehend what I said without any own mental effort) are irrelevant to me. But in an effort to make you stop being so annoying, I will be clear now, mostly because you literally asked for it: Will you please get off my last nerve and stop making suggestions as to how (sarcastically, cynically, enigmatically etc) I choose to interact with people?

Feel free to misinterpret what I say, and maybe even make a "what is mori saying" thread for all I care, but stop bugging me with it all and keep it to yourself or share it with those who want to hear it.
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Here, the one for the road is on me.
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Feel free to misinterpret what I say, and maybe even make a "what is mori saying" thread for all I care, but stop bugging me with it all and keep it to yourself or share it with those who want to hear it.
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I, for one, have been entertained by this thread. So it isn't bugging me.

/I know no one asked me what I thought
//What are you trying to say?
///Does this bug you too?

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