The Jerk famous sayings
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Be Somebody!
OMG! He doesn't like these cans!
The New PhoneBook is here!
OMG! He doesn't like these cans!
The New PhoneBook is here!
Defective oil cans .....
One of my favorites, I already used this one in another topic but here it is again,
Navin wrote home to the family and granny reads the note, saying that Navin had sent home part of his check as he always did and papa said thats a good boy navin, naving went on to say that he may be able to send more money next time as he may have extra work his friend Patty promised him a -- Job,,
Navin wrote home to the family and granny reads the note, saying that Navin had sent home part of his check as he always did and papa said thats a good boy navin, naving went on to say that he may be able to send more money next time as he may have extra work his friend Patty promised him a -- Job,,
"I just heard a song that reminds me of the way we were"
"What was it?"
"The Way We Were"
Ha Ha
"What was it?"
"The Way We Were"
Ha Ha
hey is it getting hot in here, boy your trying to be real accurate aint ya, hey wait a minute whats happening to my special purpose, what my special purpose mom said that some day I would find out what my special purpose was and she said today is the day,,, navin was cheerfull saying hey this is just like a ride
Navins new girlfriend was sad she was gonna leave Navin because her mom said he would not amount to much but she was telling him her mom wanted her to marry someone with money, someone with power, someone with high esteem you no someone with a special purpose Navin shouts loudly great I got one, she said you do yeah I got a special purpose,, ohhh great we can get married
Originally Posted By: Gator
pa points to ground navin says --it pa points to hand with shiny thing in it and navin says shinola pa tells navin son you gonna be allright
I am reaching way back as I saw this when it first came out, but the next thing in the sequence is that the Jerk steps in the --it as he and Pa walk off.
pa points to ground navin says --it pa points to hand with shiny thing in it and navin says shinola pa tells navin son you gonna be allright
I am reaching way back as I saw this when it first came out, but the next thing in the sequence is that the Jerk steps in the --it as he and Pa walk off.
Correct TallPaul, another good spot in the movie was when Mr artunine was going to give Navin a room he could use to sleep in at the station, so when they walked in to the bathroom Navin said oh wow this is perfect, he was talking about turning one of the walls on the stalls a different was so that when the customers come in they would disturb him and he wouldn't disturb the customers, he went on and on with big plans,,, Mr Artunine said relax relax Navin this isn't it, Navin was disappointed and said ahhh I couldn't afford this anyways,,,, He finally showed him the back storage room and said this is perfect even better than the restroom, gee mr artunine how much is this gonna cost, Artunine said nothin when you reach your destination just send me a postcard, Navin thought real hard and said a postcard hmmmm OK it's a deal.
(Navin is singing)
I'm picking out a thermos for you.
Not an ordinary thermos for you.
But the extra best thermos that you can buy,
With vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in!
I'm picking out a thermos for you,
And maybe a barometer too,
And what else can I buy so on me you'll rely,
A rear end thermometer too.
I'm picking out a thermos for you.
Not an ordinary thermos for you.
But the extra best thermos that you can buy,
With vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in!
I'm picking out a thermos for you,
And maybe a barometer too,
And what else can I buy so on me you'll rely,
A rear end thermometer too.
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