This guy walks into a bar, and sees his friend sitting there, all sad and morose and whatnot, and asks him whats wrong.
"Well do you remember that girl in my office I'm always talking about?"
"The hot one?"
"Yeah, her. The one that gets me turned-on everytime I see her. Well, I finally got the courage to ask her out."
"Yeah? And?" his friend said.
"Well, she said yes. Well, I'm all nervous about getting wood when I see her, so I duct taped my junk to my leg. So I go to her place to pick her up, and she answers the door in the most sexiest, sheerest dress I have ever seen."
"YEAH?!? AND??? How did it go?"
"I kicked her in the face."
"Well do you remember that girl in my office I'm always talking about?"
"The hot one?"
"Yeah, her. The one that gets me turned-on everytime I see her. Well, I finally got the courage to ask her out."
"Yeah? And?" his friend said.
"Well, she said yes. Well, I'm all nervous about getting wood when I see her, so I duct taped my junk to my leg. So I go to her place to pick her up, and she answers the door in the most sexiest, sheerest dress I have ever seen."
"YEAH?!? AND??? How did it go?"
"I kicked her in the face."
