> This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
> blonde
> jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to
> show her
> husband that blondes really are smart.
>
> While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint
> a
> couple of rooms in the house.
>
> The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to
> the
> task at hand.
>
> Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
> paint.
> He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a
> pool
> of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather
> jacket at
> the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.
> He
> asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him
> that not
> all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
> He
> then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replied
> that
> she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said . . .
>
> You'll love this . . .
>
>
>
> Yep! I know you will . . .
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS
> blonde
> jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to
> show her
> husband that blondes really are smart.
>
> While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint
> a
> couple of rooms in the house.
>
> The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to
> the
> task at hand.
>
> Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
> paint.
> He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a
> pool
> of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather
> jacket at
> the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.
> He
> asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him
> that not
> all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
> He
> then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replied
> that
> she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said . . .
>
> You'll love this . . .
>
>
>
> Yep! I know you will . . .
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS