Tesla are clown cars...

If you buy one, please swear to not succumb to DWE (Driving While Entitled). In Dallas, Teslas quickly surpassed BMWs in the ratio of selfish jerks behind the wheel. Don't join that club.
 
If you buy one, please swear to not succumb to DWE (Driving While Entitled). In Dallas, Teslas quickly surpassed BMWs in the ratio of selfish jerks behind the wheel. Don't join that club.
Ever drive a BMW or Telsa? I drive ours yesterday and after a few minutes I got tired of it. I can pass people with no issues in old Dakota around 75 but in BMW lets speed up! Lost count and just set the cruise at faster than I wanted. Don’t know why people think BMWs are special.
 
I know how many average clowns that can fit in a Mini Cooper, but don't know how many clowns can fit into a Tesla......What model Tesla are you talking about, so we can figure out how many clowns fit in a Tesla?
 
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I was in a parking lot the other day. As I walked by, a Tesla owner got out of his Tesla and the doors locked. As the doors locked, the car produced a Super Mario game tune.

Now I want a Tesla.
I was at a stop light a few weeks ago and one pulled away, leaving a wonderful v8'ish exhaust note. Well played! :ROFLMAO:
 
Ever drive a BMW or Telsa? I drive ours yesterday and after a few minutes I got tired of it. I can pass people with no issues in old Dakota around 75 but in BMW lets speed up! Lost count and just set the cruise at faster than I wanted. Don’t know why people think BMWs are special.
You should try driving a Prius. Every beat up POS on the road thinks that it has to pass you even when you are doing 80.
 
You should try driving a Prius. Every beat up POS on the road thinks that it has to pass you even when you are doing 80.
I’ve driven my grandparents Prius.. I’ve seen that also. They think all Prius owners are environmental nutjobs I guess. Nope their just pretty good vehicles.
 
If you buy one, please swear to not succumb to DWE (Driving While Entitled). In Dallas, Teslas quickly surpassed BMWs in the ratio of selfish jerks behind the wheel. Don't join that club.
"DWE"-I thought those were the drivers of pickup trucks doing 95mph on the Interstate in Texas......
 
I was in a parking lot the other day. As I walked by, a Tesla owner got out of his Tesla and the doors locked. As the doors locked, the car produced a Super Mario game tune.
They're like when mobile phones first became popular and people set up goofy ringtones and sounds. Neighbor at work giggles like a kid when he sets his up to make a fart sound when the doors lock.
 
Jerks drive all kinds of vehicles … and not just at speed.
Yesterday a guy in an F150 wanted me to sit behind him for a SECOND green light so he could finish on his phone …
Laid into the horn until he moved as light went yellow …
 
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