Kestas
Staff member
Taxi Driver
A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi.
The taxi driver opened his eyes wide, staring at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the cab.
She said to him, "What's wrong with you honey?
Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
The old man said "Lady, I'm not staring at you, I am telling you,
that would not be proper where I come from".
She said, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs, sweetie, what are you doing then?"
He said, "Well, I am looking and I'm looking, and I am thinking to myself,
where in the heck is this lady keeping the money to pay for this ride?"
A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi.
The taxi driver opened his eyes wide, staring at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the cab.
She said to him, "What's wrong with you honey?
Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
The old man said "Lady, I'm not staring at you, I am telling you,
that would not be proper where I come from".
She said, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs, sweetie, what are you doing then?"
He said, "Well, I am looking and I'm looking, and I am thinking to myself,
where in the heck is this lady keeping the money to pay for this ride?"
