Taser included on all new Dells, a no cost option!

[ToyotaNSaturn]

Dell: Don't Worry About Laptop Electric Shocks

 

[Drew99GT]

That would be lovely............have an infamous Windows lockup and then........ggg gggggggggg zaaaaaaaaaaaaaap. I'd probably take my laptop outside and break it on the driveway. I did that to a Dell Printer a few years back. It felt fantastic!

 

[REDDOG]

My old boss had a monitor go bad one day, so he hid it under his desk and didn't tell anyone. One day when the moment was right, he acted like he was flipping out and ran outside with it and smashed it in the parking lot. Pretty funny. Got a lot of concerned looks until people figured out what was going on.

 

[ConfederateTyrant]

Can't wait for the customers to come in complaining about their new laptops shocking them. I wonder if I can order warranty parts to fix this...probably not...

 

[WishIhadatruck]

The shocks may be harmless from a medical perspective but [censored] off your customers by shocking them sure won't be harmless to their bottom line if they don't do something about it.