Tom NJ
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A golfer was about to tee off when he notices a strange funeral procession passing by on a nearby road. The procession has a leading hearse, and walking behind the hearse is a man with a large dog. Behind the man is a second hearse, and behind that hearse are about 200 men walking in a single file line.
Overcome with curiosity, the golfer lays down his club and approaches the man with the dog. "Excuse me" he says, "I have never seen a funeral like this. May I ask what happened?"
The man points forward and says "My wife passed away and she is in the first hearse."
"I'm so sorry", says the golfer, "How did she die?"
"Well", the man says, "she was yelling at me and my dog attacked her."
"How terrible" says the golfer, "and who is in the second hearse?"
"Oh that's my mother-in-law" says the man. "She tried to pull my dog off of my wife and the dog attacked her as well."
"How tragic" says the golfer. After thinking for a moment, the golf smiles slightly and leans in to the man and whispers "Say, can I borrow that dog?"
"Sure", says the man, pointing over his shoulder, "get in line!"
Overcome with curiosity, the golfer lays down his club and approaches the man with the dog. "Excuse me" he says, "I have never seen a funeral like this. May I ask what happened?"
The man points forward and says "My wife passed away and she is in the first hearse."
"I'm so sorry", says the golfer, "How did she die?"
"Well", the man says, "she was yelling at me and my dog attacked her."
"How terrible" says the golfer, "and who is in the second hearse?"
"Oh that's my mother-in-law" says the man. "She tried to pull my dog off of my wife and the dog attacked her as well."
"How tragic" says the golfer. After thinking for a moment, the golf smiles slightly and leans in to the man and whispers "Say, can I borrow that dog?"
"Sure", says the man, pointing over his shoulder, "get in line!"
