Something That SHOULD Be Carried In Your Vechicle

[Jett Rink]

Survival kit contents check:
one forty-five caliber automatic;
two boxes of ammunition;
four days' concentrated emergency rations;
one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills;
one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible;
one hundred dollars in rubles;
one hundred dollars in gold;
nine packs of chewing gum;
one issue of prophylactics;
three lipsticks;
three pair of nylon stockings.
(Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff...)

 

[zfasts03]

Life Straw

 

[maxdustington]

I've been carrying a bottle of distilled in my car due to my car leaking coolant, although it has not needed to be filled since I bought the part....of course.

A new kid at work had a 2013 F150 3.5 and was asking me if coolant was one of those things that needed to be topped off, as his car indicated that he needed coolant. I told him that I had a bottle of distilled and later on he asked me if he could have some. He put 3(!) liters in his car, I told him to put a little extra in because it was just going to leak out anyway.

Glad I had it, he lived an hour away from where we were working. Driving on low coolant, can you believe that? Low coolant alert is probably more fearsome than coolant temp high, at least you have some time to react.

 

[Ducked]

Insect repellant, Head net.

Electric tennis raquet

Here be mosquitos.

 

[Revving2Redline]

Bare naked....from Doritos commercials

 

[Revving2Redline]

Notice condoms is first. I would.add alcohol wipes too

 

[MrQuackers]

 

[NYEngineer]

I love the Trunk Monkey. I have two modes of stuff. Normally, there's a plug kit, big bore bicycle pump, water, two quarts of oil and assorted multi tool, zip ties, paracord and jumper cables.

When I'm traveling a long distance, I have a big plastic box that has a spare alternator, throttle body, serpentine belt, the old pulleys from the last swap, a meter, more water and oil, ratchet straps, granola bars, electrolyte chews and assorted bicycle spare parts since I almost always bring mountain bikes on vacation.

There's always a light jacket, gloves and other things in there as well since I use the truck to drive to mountain bike destinations all the time. I can almost always find a zip tie or gorilla tape or something to McGuyver someone's bike to save a ride.

 

[Revving2Redline]

550 cord, e tool and m40 gas mask with Mop Suit and blanket / poncho

 

[Revving2Redline]

Oh Figg Newtons too

 

[Linctex]

Harbor Freight "High Volume" air compressor - best $20 you'll ever spend

and TIRE PLUGS!!

Jumper cables, small tool kit - and a REAL jack!

4-Way tire lug wrench

 

[trooplewis]

Toilet paper
Sunscreen
Tennis shoes
AAA Card
Cell phone
Hat

 

[brianl703]

Tire thumper

 

[BlueOvalFitter]

Bleach and Latex rubber gloves.

 

[CR94]

Current driver's license
Roll of paper towels
Socket wrench set(s)
Other basic tools
Fuses
Multimeter
Tire pump
Spare valve core
Wood block for wheel chock or jack base
$$

 

[Wolf359]

Originally Posted By: FordBroncoVWJeta
Originally Posted By: zorobabel
condoms, duct tape, zip ties, hatchet, painters cloth, shovel.
Someone is living the California dream.


I think he forgot lime and gloves. It's easy to leave fingerprints with duct tape.

 

[pandus13]

Originally Posted By: BlueOvalFitter
Bleach and Latex rubber gloves.

I'm disappointed....
Where is the 2 pounds tub of Cajun seasoning?
...and the 1 pound tub of dark molasses?
...and the fisher's pair of pliers?

 

[zzyzzx]

A ~3' long breaker bar and socket for your wheel lugs!

 

[mightymousetech]

A hot wife.

 

[WhizkidTN]

Originally Posted By: Jett Rink
Survival kit contents check:
one forty-five caliber automatic;
two boxes of ammunition;
four days' concentrated emergency rations;
one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills;
one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible;
one hundred dollars in rubles;
one hundred dollars in gold;
nine packs of chewing gum;
one issue of prophylactics;
three lipsticks;
three pair of nylon stockings.
(Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff...)


I can hear 'Ol Slim saying that right now!!