"So, Please Help"

[CleanSump]

So, I am a new here and need help.
I believe the OEM oil is not good for my car and causing a problem unrelated to lubrication. The OEM is a bunch of bean-counters who just want my money.
I believe the oil spec for an over the road diesel semi is better for both my gas car and motorcycle than the spec the OEMs call for.
Please help.
Since I've already decided, please provide warm and fuzzy affirmation. If you don't, I'll argue for six pages and then go to to Reddit or or Redneck or wherever they'll agree.
Some of youse guys don't understand that conspiracy theories are ALL real or you couldn't put 'em on the innernet.
Thanks Bro.

 

[Zee09]

You may want to furnish all of the particulars to get a credible answer. Like what oil and vehicles, engines, and so on.
The more info the better.
And you aren't new either.

 

[Bottom_Feeder]

So, I am a new here and need help.
I believe the OEM oil is not good for my car and causing a problem unrelated to lubrication. The OEM is a bunch of bean-counters who just want my money.
I believe the oil spec for an over the road diesel semi is better for both my gas car and motorcycle than the spec the OEMs call for.
Please help.
Since I've already decided, please provide warm and fuzzy affirmation. If you don't, I'll argue for six pages and then go to to Reddit or or Redneck or wherever they'll agree.
Some of youse guys don't understand that conspiracy theories are ALL real or you couldn't put 'em on the innernet.
Thanks Bro.

I like your style. I'll give you a B+.

 

[SC Maintenance]

I suggest olive oil. It should help with your engines cholesterol.

A pinch of garlic makes it very tasty as well.

 

[Zee09]

I suggest olive oil. It should help with your engines cholesterol.

A pinch of garlic makes it very tasty as well.

 

[ripcord]

The sarcasm! It burns!

 

[rekit]

Remember that conspiracy theories are just another phase for spoiler alert!

 

[wwillson]

@CleanSump at first when I read this I thought you had lost your mind. Then I saw the thread is in the Humor forum.

 

[ripcord]

@CleanSump at first when I read this I thought you had lost your mind. Then I saw the thread is in the Humor forum.

Possibly not mutually exclusive conditions....

 

[c502cid]

If it's good enough for NASCAR, it's good enough for me. It's cheap insurance.

 

[CleanSump]

Uh,, NO skinny CAFE for me. We all know thicker is more better.

 

[Zee09]

As ordered...a thickie...

 

[Number_35]

So, I am a new here and need help.
I believe the OEM oil is not good for my car and causing a problem unrelated to lubrication. The OEM is a bunch of bean-counters who just want my money.
I believe the oil spec for an over the road diesel semi is better for both my gas car and motorcycle than the spec the OEMs call for.
Please help.
Since I've already decided, please provide warm and fuzzy affirmation. If you don't, I'll argue for six pages and then go to to Reddit or or Redneck or wherever they'll agree.
Some of youse guys don't understand that conspiracy theories are ALL real or you couldn't put 'em on the innernet.
Thanks Bro.

I advise you to use the best oil of the best thickness, fortify it with one or more of the best additives, use the best filter, and change it when it's best to do so.

The search function will help you find the the definitive answers to all this and more.