So I went in for a hoof cleaning

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I mean tooth cleaning. I tell you, folks, all the protective measures are for the benefit of the hygienist, not for the patient:

1. Th hygienist (right...) liberally touches rubber gloves before putting them on unwashed hands.

2. The lamp's handles, which are covered with plastic wrap, do not get freshly wrapped after each patient, although the hygienist touches the plastic covered handles, then goes back to the patient's, I mean customer's, mouth. So now you got all other patient's germs in your mouth.

3. The final tooth polishing paste is scraped as needed from a little plastic dispenser directly with the polishing tool.

The conclusion: I may as well have licked the door handle and floor mat liberally for 10 minutes on the way in.


PS: I saw a spray bottle, labeled CaviCide. I wonder if the complimentary product CaviGift was hidden somewhere.

PP: What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? Newer magazines. (Seinfeld joke)
 
I can't believe that people don't get hygene at all these days.

Food preparation in plastic gloves is great. Until you handle the money in the same gloves, and then move onto the next meal.

Should have seen the state of the maternity room when we had our last child...I won't elaborate, but we stood outside and made them "clean" it again.
 
"Hey, you left some placenta dangling from the ceiling."

I admit being fussy about filth, but not unreasonably so, I believe.
 
Go buy a bag of bagels and watch them jam their dirty fist into the bag to push it open, then use a tissue to grab the bagels and drop them in the dirty bag.
 
I work in the Food Industry and you wouldn't believe how many people think that Gloves can be used in place of washing their hands... They go from cash, to putting on gloves, to food preparations...
 
Dude, you need a new dentist.

My wife was a Dental Assistant for 7 years and she has seen other assistants fired on the spot for leaving a portion of the office like what you have just described.

If a patient comes down with some kind of infection, or is somehow "emotionally distressed", it opens them up to HUGE lawsuits.
 
Originally Posted By: TallPaul
Go buy a bag of bagels and watch them jam their dirty fist into the bag to push it open, then use a tissue to grab the bagels and drop them in the dirty bag.


My favorite is the pizza baker who twirls the pizza dough artistically at super-sonic speed around his super-wooly monkey wrists and arms until his appendages have been thoroughly cleaned and maybe even epilated.
 
I have noticed a "variance" between dentist orifices...I mean offices over the years. That one sounds particularly south bay.

One Chinese lady I visited exactly once (weird is that people recommended her!!)

Steve Martin plays a mean dentist.
 
That dentist, right at Union Square, came highly recommended. The dentist is actually all right. The hygienist is the dirty birdie. Most people are not as perceptive as I am.
 
Originally Posted By: Pablo
I have noticed a "variance" between dentist orifices...I mean offices over the years. That one sounds particularly south bay.

One Chinese lady I visited exactly once (weird is that people recommended her!!)

Steve Martin plays a mean dentist.
I love Steve Martins part as a dentist. Little shop of horrors I think.
 
If you saw how good she looked you would do the drive down here and have your teeth cleaned by her . I really like having my teeth cleaned by her. Better than anything I have ever done with a woman.
 
Originally Posted By: moribundman
Hands?
In a manner of speach Mori!!! One of my friends is an eye surgeon who specializes in retina work. I have watched a bunch of retina surgeries which I can describe as he was up to his elbows in someones eyeball.
 
Originally Posted By: Steve S
Originally Posted By: moribundman
Hands?
In a manner of speach Mori!!!


Ooh mooey mooey, what is this "speach" of which you speak? You-sa in big doo-doo dis time, Jar Jar Binks!
 
Originally Posted By: Steve S
My teeth cleaner is better looking than yours. That is what is setting you off. I can tell.


I don't have to go to the dentist to enjoy the company of a woman.

Does your wife read your posts?
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