Shock and Awe

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Pulled the 2004 Silverado outta' the garage so as to wheel the 22-inch self-propelled Toro lawnmower with its 6.5 horsepower Briggs & Stratton engine with 20 ounces of Havoline 5w30 lubricating its innards and with the rear wheels greased via the two zerks with GM chassis lubricant outside so as to mow the lawn.

Very hot and humid so put the red bandana on the forehead to keep the sweat out of they eyes.

Mowed half the lawn then took a break, moving the Chevy onto a mowed part of the lawn under the shade of the BIG trees to keep the sun's rays off the paint.

Huddled inside the shanty, peeking at the BITOG site, a sudden THUD startled me. THe shanty shook. Oh my!!! What was that? Didn't see a protruding grille in the shanty so it wasn't a wayward vehicle.

Rushing outside I saw the HUGE tree limb upon the lawn. Part of it was on the roof and part was caressing the front of the truck.

Sniff.

The truck sits in that spot much less than one-percent of the time. There was no wind, nothing to prompt the limb to come crashing down.

Sniff.

I was mowing in that spot earlier and the branch was BIG and heavy enuff to kill a person.

Sniff.

Off to the Chevy dealer. Estimated at over $3,000 to repair.

Sniff.

There's gotta' be a moral in there somewhere.

Hug your truck because you never know what may happen?

Chicken Little was right?

Wear a hard hat while mowing?

I think I know why it happened, though. Spent 10 hours detailing the truck a couple days ago. If I hadn't done that the branch would likely still be up there.

Sniff.

But, no one was hurt, the Earth still spins, and there's food in the cupboard. So.... what the macaroni.... I remember the 'Nam combat vet who told me years ago..... if nobody's dying what's the big deal?

The truck will be akin to the Phoenix, rising from the ashes. It will shrug this event off and eventually look like new, as it did before being mugged by that branch.

But, still, there's gotta' be a moral in the event. I guess.

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Maybe the moral is spend more time being happy, and less time raging about the country being full of idiots?
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I'd elaborate, but I have to go make sure the idiots next door haven't set the neighborhood on fire. I wouldn't be able to hear the fire alarms because of the idiots across the street.
PS Congratulations that you weren't the recipient of the branch, rather than your truck.
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I dunno if there's a moral, but there's a sure fire reality: %$#* happens!!!

Sorry to hear about your truck obbop
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Metal's easier to fix than human flesh, so I guess there is a saving grace to this story - you're alright!
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Yeah, sorry about your truck- but better it than you. And I think you're right about detailing the truck causing the limb to fall.
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I may have caused the only heavy rain we've had in months when I washed my windshield 2(3?) weeks ago. Sure enough, late that night the bottom fell out!
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LOL Stuart...........at the beginning of the summer, after several years of severe drought here, I painstakingly helped my parents wash all the windows in our house. We joked about how this will cause the monsoonal flow to finally return this year and give us rains....it's been the coolest, wettest summer in about 10 years I'd say!

So obbop, the moral is this: the next time you think about detailing your truck, take a sledge hammer to a fender
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Congratulations on your near miss, and great to see you still here.

Speaking of wrong place at the wrong time, a young oil sampler in town a few weeks back decided he wanted not to work Friday, and did extra time on Wednesday to free his Firday up.

While in the mine that he should have service Friday, a hydraulic coupling let go, and the jet of oil cut him to pieces, killing him instantly.
 
Bummer on your truck, thankfully its just a truck.

A recent event in my parts was a family at a state park was walking and tree limb fell in woods. It hurt the a mother and killed the 6 week old.
 
"So obbop, the moral is this: the next time you think about detailing your truck, take a sledge hammer to a fender."

Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Wisdom-filled words worthy of emulation.

I have the perfect device to perform the operation.

Expect smooth sailing henceforth.

Gracias.
 
play the lottery - it seems that you have good luck for freak occurrence situations.

JMH
 
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